An encounter at Grom, the new Italian gelato haven on the upper West Side:
Me, to my sister: This place has been in all the papers. I'm amazed there's such a short line.
Sister: huh.
Elderly Widow ("EW") in Front of us, turning: Eh, young man, it's overrated.
Me: But why are you in line, then?
EW: Because I'm rich!
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